MEN'S COSTUMES

ICE CREAM SANDWICH

This is sure to be a hit!  Dress up as everyone's favorite treat.  Be prepared for people trying to lick you. 

On sale for only $33.95

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GREEN MAN COSTUME

Inspired by Charlie Kelly from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".  You will be asked to dance, you will be asked to perform crazy motions.  More importantly, you will be loved.  You may freak some people out, but that is OK.  Technically you can drink through this costume, but it isn't neccessarily recommended.

On sale for only $47.99

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REX KWON DO 

 ++ .99 Flag Bandana

OK, so this one will require a little bit of work, as you will need to "assemble" this outfit.  You can purchase the pants on Amazon, as well as the American flag bandana (who are you kidding, you know you already have one - but if not Amazon has you covered) and the sweet shades.  I suggest finding a plain dark polo type shirt, and writing "REX" on the upper left chest.  People will be bowing to you all night (since you are their sen-sai).  You will also find yourself repeatdaly yelling "You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"

Rex Kwan Do Pants On Sale for $33.95 on Amazon

Rex Kwan Do Glasses $8 on Amazon

Rex Kwan Do Bandana .99 on Amazon

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BUDDY THE ELF

OK, so this may seem like kind of a lame costume, dressing up as an elf and all, but I know there are people out there that can pull this off.  I would highly advise, that if you don't know the lines from the movie, aren't willing to eat vast amounts of maple syrup on anything, that you may want to pass on this.  However, if you can do those things, and pull it off, that costume of the night prize could be yours...


Buddy The Elf On Sale for $29.61 on Amazon
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ALAN FROM THE HANGOVER

Who wouldn't like to go as Alan?  You can do this a number of different ways.  You obviously will need a beard and dark sunglasses.  You obviously need the shirt from amazon.  It is up to you if you pony up the additional money and have the doll in the baby carrier to give it the authentic look.  Duck tape and a doll will work fine too...

Alan's T-Shirt On Sale for $18 on Amazon

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GONZO

Ummmm, hello, Gonzo?  Are you kidding me?  This is the best costume ever.  Plus I think it is pretty cheap - less than $22 plus shipping?  I may just wear this year round, and not just for Halloween...


Gonzo On Sale for $21.77 on Amazon
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SCARFACE
OK, so this costume is good but not great.  Want to make it great?  Carry with you a giant bag of flour and pretend to snort it, dive into it, etc.  Make sure you have the lines down, and put more effort into it than saying "Say hello to my little friend".  YOU CAN DO IT!  You may also want to add an inflatable machine gun for only $4.34.  I can't believe I just typed out that sentence...

Scarface (Tony Montana) On Sale for $31.72 on Amazon
Inflattable Machine Gun for $4.34 on Amazon
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RENO 911

Hilarious show, this costume will just flat out get lots of laughs. 






Reno 911 Costume On Sale for $23.73 on Amazon
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DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER

A little dated from a pop culture standpoint, but you know you want to dress as him, so just go with it.



Dog On Sale for $34.11 on Amazon
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PAULY D (OR ANY GUIDO)

Really fun to act out, and plus all you really need is the wig, because let's face it - you already own an outfit or two that looks like something he would wear.





Pauly D wig On Sale for $34.11 on Amazon
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BANANA

An oldie but a goodie.  Everybody loves a guy dressed up as a giant banana.


Banana Costume On Sale for $25.99 on AmazonClick here to buy from Amazon